“You are the husband they never had! You are that dreamboat guy that never came along!” We all remember Dallas’ (Matthew McConaughey) line to the Kid (Alex Pettyfer) in this movie. Still no bells what the movie I’m talking about is? What about “Will you welcome to the stage, the one, the only… Magic Mike!” (Cue in dream sequence of Channing Tatum’s pecs and amazing abs… also cue in the scene where he rapes the floor and we totally have no problem with it).
Magic Mike and the magic of its box-office hit is the living example that the world is ready for male strippers. Hot male strippers. While most real-life strippers would dismiss Magic Mike as unrealistic, the movie still the bar high for us ladies on what to expect when we get in a male strip club. A lot of strip clubs nowadays prove to be major disappointments and total rip-offs. Well, there is no perfect strip club, right? Wrong.
Nothing turns women on like chivalry and good ol’ manners. The ideal male strip club has male strippers who respect customers and themselves. They ask for what you want, give you space and still manage to give you a good time. They are always game for a photo-op, some dancing, and some pure old fun. You won’t expect them to shove your perfectly manicured hand down their slightly sweaty and sticky underwear to feel the Amazon forest and what feels like an alcohol-intoxicated and drugged weenie and then charge you $10 for that. (Is that even legal?)
Seeing all those Adonises tease their way to those dance moves and grind where it leaves few to the imagination always makes the ladies thirsty. So, a drink? Who better to serve than sexy topless waiters, because there is nothing sexier for the everyday feminist than a gorgeous man with a hot bod who serves you the best drinks and won’t look all judgmental on you when you take that extra piece of scallops? We love waiters who bring your drinks and pica-pica on time, and will give you the equal amount of attention so you won’t have to worry why he’s spending an hour talking to that girl with the cliché 21st birthday hat while your throat is getting dry and in need of another margarita.
“I don’t think I ordered this…” “You double-charge me for this…” are lines we hear or may have said ourselves when we get the bill in a strip club (or any club for that matter). Usual replies would be “But it was charged on your table” “It might have been from one of your friends” or “You still had a good time, right?” No, ideal strip clubs have friendly staff and a friendly manager who would still cater to your complaint even after you smell and talk 5 shots past tipsy and one shot away from passing out. They will not rip you off and would actually want you to come back the next night.
Looking at those men give heart-racing performances will make you want to sit tight and sit comfortably. The ideal strip club has seats with great cushion and will give you your own personal spaces, where you can still party with your girlfriends and have enough space to lie and rest briefly after you’d have too many shots.. and not get stiff-necked or a bad back in the morning.
For the ideal male strip club that offers gorgeous men with heart-racing dance moves (voted Australia’s best male dance group), sizzling hot topless waiters and a really good time, contact us